Disappearance?!

So my excellent friend Chris went to San Diego for what was supposed to be 6 days for comic con. From all accounts he was supposed to be back at his shop yesterday. Well he's not back, so those of us who hang around there have been speculating as to what happened. See, his grandfather came to my shop yesterday and asked if i'd seen him and i called his house looking for him today and apparently his luggage is at his home and he's not.

Speculation 1:

Chris got drunk in Las Vegas and got married to some woman he never met and is now living the high life with his new sugar momma who's providing clothes and food so he no longer needed his luggage.

Speculation 2:

Chris got abducted by aliens/FBI/another country's gov't. They sent his luggage home ahead of him to buy time before search parties go looking for him so that they can replace him with a robot/clone/body snatcher. We all are devoured by the evil within our new Chris shortly after he gets home.

Speculation 3:

Chris shipped his luggage and himself but HE never arrived because he used Fed Ex and they're horrible about delivering to the right place.

Speculation 4 (the one that is probably true):

Chris came home and then decided to see his friends in Houston and just hasn't come back yet.

Anyway, we're really hoping that it isn't #2.

Come back. The shop isn't the same without you and we're eager to hear new stories from SD!